In real life the funniest thing I ever saw was this:
Hanging out with the then BF up on the roof-deck, He was sitting
in a director's chair. We had imbibed and were a little loopy. I walked over to
the other side of the deck, turned around and lifted up the big patio umbrella
so I could see him, just a weird type thing I wanted to do, thinking it
would be funny or something. I had to bend down to pick it up, so the view was
upside down. So I lift it up, head down and see him in the chair, his head
barely reaching the top of the back.
In that short time it took me to walk across the deck he shrunk- from 5'8" to 3'4",
apparently. Whaaaah?!
So I walk over and realize he's wedged in the chair; the
fabric ripped and his bottom went through the bottom. I tell him (like a brilliant idea) to get up. he couldn't. So I
tell him to roll forward, stand up with his feet on the floor and his rear/chair
sticking out, like a waddle, then I could pull it off. well, you get the
picture. He couldn't do that either. Obviously. I was literally rolling on the ground laughing.
Then came up with a few equally preposterous ideas, some involving tipping him over onto his side. Eventually I put my foot on the chair for leverage and pulled him out. Pop.
Then came up with a few equally preposterous ideas, some involving tipping him over onto his side. Eventually I put my foot on the chair for leverage and pulled him out. Pop.
What is it for you? The Funniest Thing?
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